FBI wants banks to ban HATS?!?!

The FBI has proposed to federally insured banks that they should ban hat wearing while inside of these institutions today. This is quite ridiculous as the classic G-Man from the days of Hoover were recognized by their signature fedora. What's next, banning long hair or perhaps top (rain) coats?? What a waste of our tax dollars!

Chas

Fidel Castro Still MIA

Fidel Castro has not been seen in public for quit some time now and while rumors are floating around rabidly, the Cuban government still insists that he is still alive. While I have no actual proof that he has in fact gone to the communist afterlife, his absence is quite suspect. The quotes released that are allegedly from him is the only way that the Cuban government can dispell the growing belief that he has infacted passed on. Smoke one for me Dude.

Chas